bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(Source: omg-humor, via celsisus)

celsisus:

I love america so much

celsisus:

I love america so much

(Source: ibaaad)

blowjab:

listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date

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(via chainsawpunk)

Vessel is the third studio album from American duo Twenty One Pilots which was released on January 8, 2013 through Fueled by Ramen. 

(Source: fallouchboy, via were-all-misguided-gh0sts)

i think my plan for after college is

worb:

to work in a bridal shop in flushing, queens until my boyfriend kicks me out in one of those crushing scenes. what am i to do? where am i to go? i’ll be out on my fanny. so over the bridge from flushing to the sheffield’s door, i’ll be there to sell makeup but the father will see more. i have style, i have flair, i’ll be there, that’s how i’ll become the nanny.

(via beholdentonothingandnobody)